Worth it

Jenny scowled and folded her porcine arms as best as she could. She and Scotty had won a tour of the local candy factory that was straight out of Willy Wonka.  And every six months the candy factory allowed a group of 12 to tour it. The two sows had been looking forward to this day, and the promise of gorging themselves, for weeks. And now it was over… for them anyway.

The candy forest had been a sight to behold, and god damn, had it been tasty too. Instead of moving on with the tour group like she had been supposed to, Jenny had hidden in the forest so she could continue her candy feast. And continue she did, until her belly had bulged so obscenely that she could barely move. It was probably fortunate for the greedy pig that she hadn’t been able to eat the actual trees, otherwise she would have made a clearing with how her insatiable hunger had driven her (regardless if she could have held it all down). When she came to from her candy-based food coma, she had been surrounded by workers, thankfully not orange midgets, and was being lifted onto a cart.

They had pumped her stomach, apparently because if they hadn’t, something horrible would have happened to Jenny. According to worker Gary, she would have turned into candy herself, becoming one with the candy forest. But Jenny was pretty sure Gary was full of shit, especially after he talked about her being cooked for dinner. None of this had deterred Jenny though: she was going home stuffed with sweets. So while waiting for Scotty, she had gorged herself on a shipment of candy bars while no one has been looking.

They hadn’t been pleased with that.

Scotty on the other trotter hadn’t had much better luck. The sow had strayed from the tour group after trying to find the bathroom, and had found a high-vaulted room filled with sodas. When workers had found her, she had literally become a balloon, helplessly floating on the high ceiling after having downed five entire bottles of the fizzy sodas. And apparently she wasn’t going to be deflating for a couple of weeks, although that news hadn’t bothered Scotty at all. In fact, she had gleefully giggled at it.

So now they sat, or at least Jenny sat while holding the rope tied around one of Scotty’s trotters as the other floated blissfully above her, while waiting for Jenny's girlfriend, Jade, to show up with a pickup truck and netting so they could get home.

“I can’t believe we were banned for life” grumbled Jenny while rubbing her distended yoga ball-sized stomach.

“Wurff et!” said Scotty happily through puffy lips, her trotters wiggling gleefully.

“Yeah I guess” said Jenny with a sigh. “But if I had known about those sodas I might have joined you! Even if the only place back home to fit us would have been the kitchen.”

“Buh we awweady wiv der.”

“…Good point. And now I wish I had gone with you even more.”

“Sowwy.”

“Well there’s not much we can do about it now. And besides, here’s Jade with the truck.”

The two piggy friends must have been quite the sight, because the level of incredulity on the cow’s face as she drove up to them was comical. And even more so once she had got out of the truck, opting to stand there staring at the two of them.

“The fuck did you fatasses DO?”

Words died on their lips, and the only response the two sows could give Jade was some blushing and some very sheepish laughter.